The Loser’s Creed
Thirteen Principles to be a Loser in Life
- If it feels good, do it!
- Never learn from the past and never plan for the future.
- Never take responsibility and never take a stand.
- Never show up on time and never commit to anything.
- If a commitment is mistakenly made, do not follow through on it.
- Always take the easy way out… and whenever possible, make an excuse.
- Play it safe.
- When in doubt, bail out.
- When the going gets tough… retreat.
- If at first you don’t succeed… quit.
- Expect to reap without sowing and succeed without risk.
- Expect something from nothing, and expect to grow without effort.
- React to everything.
