Ten Best Things About Being Short by Mr. Jam

Reading this article written by Nury Vittachi (my favorite comedy writer) made me cackle! Well, maybe not because it’s really funny but because, uhh, I can relate? Harhar. Shorties, read this!

Ten Best Things About Being Short (click to read the whole article):

1. We can pull our trousers up really fast.
2. We can tell people: “I’m not short, I’m fun size.”
3. To us, all airline seats have business class leg room.
4. Clothes in the children’s dept are much cheaper.
5. We can stand up in airplanes without hitting our heads.
6. Babies don’t cry when they see us.
7. We can tease tall people: “What’s the weather like up there?”
8. When it rains, we’re last to get wet.
9. We can tell jokes like this: “Knock knock. Who’s there? A short person knocking because your doorbell’s too @#$%^ high.”
10. We can skip meetings by saying: “Willy Wonka just texted me to say I have to return to Oompa Loompa land.”

Hah, rereading it still makes me laugh. Read the comments on Nury’s original article, too, to add more fun!

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Mikyu. 22 y/o. From Consolacion, Cebu. Gawad Kalinga volunteer/builder. Semi-geek. Dreamer. Lover. Friend. Writing and photography hobbyist. Sucker for pens and papers. w/ Mumu. ♥

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